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This website is operated by the Clan Pros Council of Supreme Authority on behalf of its userbase, the Legion of Pros. Its primary purpose is the development and publication of entertainment media, which includes stories, story materials, artwork, animated videos, and software, with differing objectives to be fulfilled by seperate departments and task forces. The website serves as an online archive and place of discussion, and is funded by generous contributions from Viewers Like You.

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Proposition 65 Warning
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